5 reasons you should see Half Man Half Biscuit at the Liquid Room on October 1st.

1. Gigs by the band are rare thanks to their peccadilloes – most famously turning down 80s TV show The Tube (and a helicopter ride there) because it clashed with a Tranmere Rovers match. Other means of transport are no more popular – the Renfrew Ferry even being rejected as a Glasgow venue owing to it being a (kind of) boat. (Long tours are out thanks to singer Nigel Blackwell’s “own bed, own bog” motto).

2. Their love of obscure or failed football teams means they have much in common with their large Scottish following (see ‘I Was a Teenage Armchair Honved Fan’, ‘Dukla Prague Away Kit’.)

3. They’re adored by journalists since any piece can simply consist of a string of song titles – ‘Paintball’s Coming Home’, ‘The Bastard Son of Dean Freidman’, ‘Twenty Four Hour Garage People’. See?

4. Take the chance to see what they look like as no proper publicity shot exists from after 1986 (perhaps due to Blackwell’s likeness to Dutch defender Jap Staam).

5. Aside from their fabled cutting lyrics they have a real knack for singalong anthems which have inspired ringing endorsements from fans ranging from Tracy Emin to Jarvis Cocker, while the late John Peel described the band as “a national treasure”.

HMHB play Edinburgh Liquid Room on October 1st